Bring It On Again

Marni Potts:
You're the towel girl. It's an honor.

Janice:
How is it an honor?

Marni Potts:
Well let's just say we were trying to do the pyramid, and we tried to lift up Tina, and because no one was there to wipe off our sweaty palms, Tina slips and falls on her spinal chord and spends the rest of her life doing watercolors with her teeth. Do you want that to happen?

Janice:
I guess not.

Janice:
I didn't think so.

Tina Hammersmith:
I have to say that just by trying out today, you're already a winner.

Tiny Blonde:
Thank you.

Tina Hammersmith:
Unless of course you get cut, in which case, that makes you technically a loser.

Penelope Hope:
The Nutcracker is a patriotical ballet. The only good thing in the Nutcracker is the rats and they die!

Penelope Hope:
Well, some people look at an impossible situation and ask, "Why?" Others look at the same situation and ask "why not?" For the competition on Saturday, I'm asking myself, "Why?" Why bother? In a billion years, we're all gonna be obliviated by a black hole anyway!

Tina Hammersmith:
Sweety, no double earrings. You're a state cheerleader, not a state HOOKER!

Greg:
Hey Smart Guy! Why don't you say something smart, Smart Guy?

Derek:
Ok, how about something foreign and exotic like "Adios!"

Greg:
That's right, I quit too!

Tina Hammersmith:
Greg you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship.

Greg:
That's right, I'm stayin here! But under a cloud of shame!

Monica Jones:
Whit, what is a sign without glitter? That is why no one showed up!

Tina Hammersmith:
Congratulations, my little pumpkins. You have now joined the best of the best of the best. From here on out, you must be the bomb diggity.

Tina Hammersmith:
You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, yell louder and out-pep anyone who stands in your way. You must brush better, floss better, later rinse-and-repeat better and in other words you must *be* better…

Tina Hammersmith:
… in every aspect of your life. Are you ready for all that?

A little “flavor” a little “individuality”