Bringing Up Baby

Susan Vance:
There *is* a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.

David Huxley:
Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.

Susan Vance:
You mean you want *me* to go home?

David Huxley:
Yes.

Susan Vance:
You mean you don't want me to help you any more?

David Huxley:
No.

Susan Vance:
After all the fun we've had?

David Huxley:
Yes.

Susan Vance:
And after all the things I've done for you?

David Huxley:
That's what I mean.

Susan Vance:
Well, don't you worry, David, because if there's anything that I can do to help you, just let me know and I'll do it.

David Huxley:
Well, er - don't do it until I let you know.

Susan Vance:
Anyway, David, when they find out who we are they'll let us out.

David Huxley:
When they find out who *you* are they'll pad the cell.

David Huxley:
How can all these things happen to just one person?

Mrs. Random:
Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.

David Huxley:
These aren't my clothes.

Mrs. Random:
Well, where are your clothes?

David Huxley:
I've lost my clothes!

Mrs. Random:
But why are you wearing *these* clothes?

David Huxley:
Because I just went gay all of a sudden!

David Huxley:
When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run.

Alice Swallow:
Oh David, what have you done?

David Huxley:
Just name anything, and I've done it.

David Huxley:
Susan, you have to get out of this apartment!

Susan Vance:
I can't, I have a lease.

Susan Vance:
I was born on the side of a hill.

David Huxley:
Now, don't lose your head.

Susan Vance:
I've got my head, I've lost my leopard!

David Huxley:
You don't understand: this is *my* car!

Susan Vance:
Your golf ball, your running board, your car? Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?

David Huxley:
Yes, thank heavens, YOU!

Susan Vance:
"He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?

Prof. LaTouche:
Morning, Miss Alice. My watch is...

Alice Swallow:
Shh. Dr. Huxley is thinking.

Susan Vance:
Oh, David, can you ever forgive me?

David Huxley:
I... I... I...

Susan Vance:
You can! And you still love me.

David Huxley:
Susan, that... that...

Susan Vance:
You do. Oh, David.

David Huxley:
Oh, dear. Oh, my.

Susan Vance:
Now, don't lose your temper.

David Huxley:
My dear young lady, I'm not losing my temper. I'm merely trying to play some golf!

Susan Vance:
You choose the funniest places; this is a parking lot.

David Huxley:
I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody!

David Huxley:
Susan, is there any way to cross this stream?

Susan Vance:
Oh, surely it's shallow. We can wade across.

David Huxley:
Oh, Susan...

Susan Vance:
The riverbeds change!

[David discovers the leopard in Susan's bathroom]

David:
Susan, you've got to get out of this apartment!

Susan:
I can't, I have a lease.

[David is wearing a women's boa-collared negligee]

Elisabeth:
Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.

David:
These aren't my clothes!

Elisabeth:
Well, where are your clothes?

David:
I've lost my clothes!

Elisabeth:
But why are you wearing these clothes?

David:
Because I just went gay all of a sudden!

Dr. Fritz Lehman:
That brings out a sort of pear-shaped tone, you see?