Bronco Billy

Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium:
Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money!

Antoinette Lilly:
Good morning!

Lefty LeBow:
What's so good about it?

Antoinette Lilly:
Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above!

Lefty LeBow:
Have you been drinkin' some of Doc's Snakebite?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
Now look! I don't take kindly to kids playin' hooky from school. I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.

Bronco Billy McCoy:
Killin's too good for you!

Antoinette Lilly:
But why do I hate him so?

Lorraine Running Water:
The Apaches have a word for that... it's called love.

Antoinette Lilly:
Have you ever been married?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
Sure. A long time ago.

Antoinette Lilly:
Did you love her?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.

Antoinette Lilly:
What happened?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
I caught her in bed with my best friend.

Antoinette Lilly:
What did you do to him?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
I shot her.

Antoinette Lilly:
What! What about him?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
He was my best friend!

Lorraine Running Water:
He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.

Antoinette Lilly:
Are you for real?

Bronco Billy McCoy:
I'm who I want to be.

Bronco Billy McCoy:
Go ahead, let the tears fall in the beer.

Antoinette Lilly:
I'm not crying!

Bronco Billy McCoy:
There's nothing wrong with cryin'.

Antoinette Lilly:
The smoke in here is hurting my eyes!

Lorraine Running Water:
Do you understand what Bronco Billy and the wild west show are all about? You can be anything you want. All you have to do is go out and become it!

Bronco Billy McCoy:
You should never kill a man unless it's absolutely necessary.

Bronco Billy McCoy:
I've got a special message for you little pardners out there. I want you to finish your oatmeal at breakfast and do as your mom and pa tell you because they know best. Don't ever tell a lie and say your prayers at night before you go to bed. And as our friends south of the border say, 'Adios, amigos.'