Brotherhood

Declan Giggs:
I just wanted to come and let you know that I'm finally takin' down Tom Caffee. I mean down this time. All I ever wanted from you was your approval. You wanna know why? Because you're right. There is good. There is bad. It's not... It's not f***in' gray, you know? It's black and it's white. Most people, they don't want to admit it... you know? They don't want to accept it because it's too hard, it's too difficult but... plus I also thought that if I got your approval maybe I could get laid...

Declan Giggs:
I just wanted to come and let you know that I'm finally takin' down Tom Caffee. I mean down this time. All I ever wanted from you was your approval. You wanna know why? Because you're right. There is good. There is bad. It's not... It's not f**kin' gray, you know? It's black and it's white. Most people, they don't want to admit it... you know? They don't want to accept it because it's too hard, it's too difficult but... plus I also thought that if I got your approval maybe I could get laid...

Tommy Caffee:
I knocked, but no answer.

Peggy Fitzgerald:
[working in the garden] That's 'cause no one's home.

Tommy Caffee:
Well, that's funny because both your cars are here. Is he inside?

Peggy Fitzgerald:
Not that you would know.

Tommy Caffee:
And if I asked to use your bathroom?

Peggy Fitzgerald:
I'd tell you that the toilet exploded just this morning.

Tommy Caffee:
How about a glass of water?

Peggy Fitzgerald:
Sink exploded, too.

Tommy Caffee:
Then you're in luck 'cause I'm an excellent plumber.

Peggy Fitzgerald:
Ah, but you're not union, and we only use union labor. You have very flirty eyes.

Tommy Caffee:
Listen. I really need to speak to Judd.

Peggy Fitzgerald:
Help yourself. He'll rip your heart out and throw it in the river. But if you wanna charge the den of a raging lion... You really don't know what you did wrong, do you?

Tommy Caffee:
He wanted a favor and I said no.

Peggy Fitzgerald:
He wanted a personal favor.

Tommy Caffee:
Yeah, but it would have been illogical for me to say yes.

Peggy Fitzgerald:
Logic is business. He wouldn't have minded if you turned down a business favor. A personal favor - - that's no logic. In fact, there's no reason in the world why you should agree to a personal favor. That's what makes it personal.

Tommy Caffee:
[pauses] . All right. [He walks away]

Michael Caffee:
[after returning home after seven years] You're pissed at me.

Tommy Caffee:
How can I be pissed? You're the prodigal son. You know, if Ma could, she'd kill every fatted calf in New England.

Michael Caffee:
Ooh, you're wicked pissed.

Michael Caffee:
[arguing over who should play center field] Pete, you throw like a girl.

Pete McGonagle:
[after the two of them take out a group of Armenians] Listen, I don't throw like a f***in' girl. All right?

Michael Caffee:
It's not the best part of your game, is it?

Pete McGonagle:
It's a cruel thing to f***in' say!

Michael Caffee:
All right, all right. I take it back. You don't throw like a girl.

Tommy Caffee:
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting, too. If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools or see the things you gave your life to broken and stoop and build them up with worn out tools. If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue or walk with kings, nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, if all men count with you, but none too much. If you can fill the unforgiving minute with 60 seconds worth of distance run, yours is the earth and everything that's in it. And which is more, you'll be a man, my son.

Rose Caffee:
Terry, Jack Daniels, one ice cube only.

Terry Mulligan:
Comin' right up.

Colin:
I would've pegged you as a sherry drinker.

Rose Caffee:
[Scoffs playfully] Sherry's a drink for housewives... and Englishmen.