Buck Privates Come Home

Herbie Brown:
[explaining their situation with Evie] We've been like a mama and a papa to her.

Slicker Smith:
Leave me out of this.

Herbie Brown:
Okay, Papa.

Man:
What's the boy's name?

Herbie Brown:
Pat.

Slicker Smith:
Mike.

Herbie Brown:
Mike.

Slicker Smith:
Pat.

Man:
[to Evie, who's dressed up like a boy] What's your name?

Herbie Brown:
[leaning in to Evie] Don't you tell him, Evie.

Man:
Evie?

Herbie Brown:
Evie... E.V., that's her name, Edward Vincent.

Man:
HER name?

Man:
Where does this little girl live?

Herbie Brown:
Paris.

Slicker Smith:
Marsailles.

Herbie Brown:
Marsailles.

Slicker Smith:
Paris.

Man:
Paris and Marsailles?

Herbie Brown:
Her mother is a traveling salesman.

Sylvia Hunter:
You love your uncle Herbie, don't you?

Yvonne 'Evie' LeBrec:
Oh yes, I'd marry him if I was a little bigger and he was a little littler.

Bill Gregory:
That's my car, hey Slick, who's racing my car?

Slicker Smith:
I don't know, I'll ask Herbie... Herbie? Herbie can't drive!