Buddy Buddy

Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot:
Your orgasm is our business.

Trabucco:
I'll let you know.

Trabucco:
Hello Mr. Green? Oh, Mr. White... let me speak to Mr. Brown...

Trabucco:
You're making it very difficult for me to like you.

Clooney:
Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?

Trabucco:
Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.

Trabucco:
This was gonna be it. Enough money to retire on because in this kind of work you don't qualify for social security.

Clooney:
Are you from L.A.?

Trabucco:
Not necessarily.

Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot:
Premature ejaculation means always having to say you're sorry.

Trabucco:
Do me a favor.

Clooney:
Yes ?

Trabucco:
F*** off.

Clooney:
I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good tatse, but nipples are a definite no-no.

Trabucco:
What's the matter, everyone's got them.

Clooney:
Not in primetime.

Receptionist:
This is a sex clinic, we don't deal with the finished product here.

Trabucco:
When are you leaving?

Clooney:
I can't leave, I'm wanted.

Trabucco:
Not by me.

Clooney:
Here I am, almost didn't make it.

Trabucco:
Almost doesn't count.

Receptionist:
Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch.

Clooney:
I'm not having lunch.

Receptionist:
Well I am.

Man in Robe:
My fiancee has just sprung a leek!

Clooney:
We've been together 12 years.

Celia Clooney:
12 years - as long as that!

Clooney:
Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.

Trabucco:
You heard me: f*** off.

Clooney:
Father, you said the F word!