Bulldog Drummond at Bay

Hugh Drummond:
Y'know, I've found very few women who can handle cars.

Doris Thompson:
I've found very few men who can handle women.

Hugh Drummond:
[inspecting the car ignition] You have no spark!

Doris Thompson:
That's the first complaint I've had.

Algy Longworth:
[recoiling at Greyson's pipe smoke] I say, Greyson, what are you smoking? Sailors' socks?

Hugh Drummond:
What time is it?

Barman:
Half past eleven.

Hugh Drummond:
Bring me beer!

Hugh Drummond:
[after Algy has complained about having to walk] What did Nature give you two feet for, anyway?

Algy Longworth:
One for the clutch, one for the accelerator?

Algy Longworth:
[while trapped in a room filling with poison gas] My mother said I'd never live to a ripe old age.

Hugh Drummond:
Who would want to?