C'est arrivé près de chez vous

Ben:
You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.

Ben:
You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.

Ben:
*Bingo*!

Ben:
Granny Snuff, ever been snuffed out?

Ben:
Did you make caca?

Ben:
If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy!

Ben:
Once I buried two Arabs in a wall over there... Facing Mecca, of course.

Ben:
Usually I start the month with a postman.

Ben:
Mom wasn't a musician! She got hers with a broom!

Ben:
[after killing a black man] Here's our golden opportunity to see if that legend about their size is true. R?my, pull his pants down. We'll know in a jiffy. Good Lord! He's really well hung. You can wrap it up now. It's disgusting. The kid's barely 18 and already hung like a polar bear.