Cain and Mabel

Jacob 'Jake' Sherman:
See you later, my little artichoke.

Mabel O'Dare:
All right, my Spanish onion.

Aloysius K. Reilly:
What you haven't got is glamor.

Larry Cain:
No, and I don't war a beret either.

Aloysius K. Reilly:
[aggressively] My name's Aloysius K. Reilly!

Secretary:
Well, don't get sore at me. I wasn't at the Christening.

Aloysius K. Reilly:
Something's rotten in Denmark.

Mabel O'Dare:
Well, don't look at me. I never been there.

Milo, the Stage Manager:
I'm gonna give hat girl a crack at Toddy Williams part.

Jacob 'Jake' Sherman:
You're not on the level, are you?

Milo, the Stage Manager:
I certainly am.

Milo, the Stage Manager:
But there's a hundred girls can dance better than that.

Jacob 'Jake' Sherman:
Well, what of it? She's got pep, she's refreshing, and she crtainly is a new face.

Milo, the Stage Manager:
A new face - yeah - but she's gotta dance with her feet.

Pat 'Pop' Walters:
Cut it out, Larry. Hitting a lady ain't cricket. It ain't even pinochle.