Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane:
Make mine sarsparilly!

Wild Bill Hickok:
She ain't very pretty.

Calamity Jane:
That ain't all she ain't.

Calamity Jane:
This town ain't big enough! Not for me and that frilled-up, flirtin', man-rustlin' petticoat, it ain't!

Calamity Jane:
Look at these! Silk, pure silk! I'll bet her mother spun 'em!

Calamity Jane:
At last my heart's an open door / And my secret love's no secret anymore.

Calamity Jane:
That's better, you toothless old buffalo chip. Next time I tell a story, you keep your hands in your pockets.

Calamity Jane:
Excitement? Why, I got more arrows in the back of that coach than a procupine has got stickers!

Katie Brown:
You'd like to run away wouldn't you? Catch a train get out of this crazy town. But you can't. Your trapped. There is no train. Oh clever, clever you...

Katie Brown:
Five minutes and look at you. You haven't even got a face