California Suite

Diana Barrie:
What's that green slime you're eating? It looks like a dish out of Oliver Twist.

Sidney Cochran:
I'm not sure... I think they run the front lawn through a blender.

Diana Barrie:
We should never have come. I never know how to dress in this bloody country. It is so easy to dress in England. You just put on warm clothing.

Diana Barrie:
Say something NICE to me Sidney! I've been getting ready for this bullshit affair for THREE HOURS!

Harold:
For heaven's sake, Wendy - look for an airport. Will you look for the airport?

Diana Barrie:
Oh don't make such a fuss. Just put it down on a mountain.

Harold:
What do you mean 'just put it down'? I'm lucky I can keep it up. I told you I never flew before.

Diana Barrie:
Don't shout at me - I'm a first-class passenger.

Harold:
You're a first class lunatic. It's all over Wendy - our relationship has a quarter of a tank to go.

Diana Barrie:
Yes, but - you do love me, don't you Harold? I know this is an awkward time to bring it up, but I must know, for our future.

Harold:
Whoa-a-a-a!

Diana Barrie:
Oh Christ! Sidney, let's get off. Tell them to let us off this bloody plane.

Diana Barrie:
10 a.m. is the morning. That's redundant, you A H.

Sidney Cochran:
You think I don't know what you're saying? I CAN spell, you know.

Diana Barrie:
Not without opening your mouth you can't.