Call It a Day

Dorothy Hilton:
You're putting on weight.

Roger Hilton:
The coat's shrunk.

Dorothy Hilton:
So have all your coats it seems.

Roger Hilton:
Now look here, I can prove to you that...

Dorothy Hilton:
Well, you prove it to the bathroom scales.

Roger Hilton:
I frequently consult the scales.

Dorothy Hilton:
Yes, but you don't pay any attention to what they say.

Dorothy Hilton:
What? Give up my children?

Frank Haines:
You've had them long enough, haven't you? Well, divide them up then.

Dorothy Hilton:
I couldn't do that. There are three of them. It wouldn't come out even.

Ann Hilton:
Cath, mustn't it be queer to be old like parents? To know that nothing exciting can ever happen to you?

Catherine 'Cath' Hilton:
It must be jolly peaceful. They haven't a worry in the world.

Frank Haines:
Woman are on a higher plain than men.

Dorothy Hilton:
I'm not, that's certain. Or I wouldn't be letting you talk to me like this.

Frank Haines:
It's a changing world, my dear. People are changing their motors, their vacuum cleaners and their husbands all the time.

Dorothy Hilton:
What time is it? You're beginning to think I haven't any family. Not even a husband.

Frank Haines:
Does he beat you?

Dorothy Hilton:
What?

Frank Haines:
Does he beat you?

Dorothy Hilton:
Who, Roger? Good heavens, no!

Frank Haines:
Oh, but he must. It's only fair. You're desperate and unhappy and I've come to your rescue. That's the way it's got to be.

Dorothy Hilton:
Oh, you're really a most difficult man!