Callaway Went Thataway

Mike Frye:
You know, sometimes I wonder why I keep you around.

Deborah Patterson:
Maybe it's because I own 50% of the stock.

Mike Frye:
That must be the reason.

Georgie Markham:
Don't worry, I'll bring him back dead or alive. Either way, he ought to look great.

Deborah Patterson:
What ever happened to your conscience?

Mike Frye:
I just had it washed. I can't do a thing with it.

Stretch' Barnes:
Grandma used to say money can't buy happiness, but it sure is a most pleasant way of being miserable.