Cannibal Campout

Jon:
[after escaping the cannibals for the first time] Well, it sure was an intresting way to start off a weekend.

Chris:
Yeah, and I hope it doesn't get any more intresting.

Amy:
Ditto.

Gene:
[to Carrie] Hey baby! You suck my cock and I'll lick your p*ssy!

Rich:
[after killing Carrie] Soup's on!

Jon:
[the cannibals have Amy hostage] Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Rich:
Shut the f*** up, smart ass, or the b*tch gets it!

Jon:
Just wait a minute!

Gene:
Hey! You're not so S-M-A-R-T, are ya? You heard what he said? He said 'Shut the f*** up!' One more word out of you and the b*tch gets her throat cut!