Car Share

Kayleigh:
Listen, would you mind settling an argument for us?

Man with Dog:
Go on...

Kayleigh:
Would you describe yourself as a dogger?

John:
[interrupts] Oh sorry bud, she don't mean any offence. Don't listen to her.

Man with Dog:
Is this a wind-up?

Kayleigh:
No, no, not at all, not at all...

John:
[sighs to himself] Oh God.

Man with Dog:
So why do you ask? Are you both, erm, doggers?

Kayleigh:
Well I am. He just thinks I'm some kind of weirdo.

Man with Dog:
Most natural thing in the world! I've done it for years! How I met my wife!

Kayleigh:
Aaaah. [to John] See?

John:
And where do you do your dogging mate?

Man with Dog:
To be honest, best place I found - the industrial estate. After dark. You need to keep your wits about you. Why? Are you, er, looking for a mate to go dogging with? Me and the wife would love the company.

Kayleigh:
Yeah, I don't see why not. [to John] See? Told you. [to Man with Dog] He doesn't understand the joys of dogging.

Man with Dog:
He's clearly never f***ed in front of a crowd has he flower.

Kayleigh:
Right! Drive on! Drive on John! John drive drive drive!