Carnival Story

Willie:
Until I met you, I never knew how rotten I was.

Joe Hammond:
What's the matter? What's this? You've been kissed before...

Willie:
What difference does that make? If I'd been married before, would that make you wanna marry me? If I'd been hurt before, would that make you wanna hurt me?

Frank Colloni:
Whaddya say, Joe.

Frank Colloni:
Boy, this is sure seein' Europe the hard way!

Charley Grayson:
Aw, it's better than dodgin' those sheriffs in Kentucky. Besides, we might do pretty good here.

Peggy:
Hi, lover. Did you miss me?

Joe Hammond:
Miss you? I couldn't ear; couldn't sleep, couldn't drink...

Peggy:
Uh-huh. Couldn't even write, you muscle-bound ape.

Frank Colloni:
Would you mind taking off your dress?

Willie:
Sometimes there are phrases in English I do not understand. Did you ask me to take my dress off?

Frank Colloni:
Afraid of me?

Willie:
I'm not afraid of anyone!

Willie:
Well?

Frank Colloni:
You know what I was thinking?

Willie:
Probably.

Willie:
You're wrong. I've been thinking lately the act might go better if I had a partner. That's all. It's just an idea.