Carol & Company

Grocery store cashier:
Ah-ah-ah! This is the express lane, six items or less and you have one-two-three-four-five-six... seven!

Dorothy Tibbett:
There are only six items!

Grocery store cashier:
You have two tomatoes.

Dorothy Tibbett:
*throws a can across the store* There.

Grocery store cashier:
You still have TWO tomatoes.

Dorothy Tibbett:
Okay... *takes tomatoes off of the register belt and throws them on the ground, stomping them with her feet*

Dorothy Tibbett:
ONE BAG OF KETCHUP, NOW RING ME UP!