Carolina Moon

[first lines]

Grandfather Stanhope:
I don't know what the younger generation is comin' to. I never thought I'd see the day when a Stanhope lady, my own granddaughter, would go traipsin' off up North do a thing like this.

Grandfather Stanhope:
My own granddaughter in a-a - what do you call it - a rodeo. It's unladylike. It's worse than that. It's downright Northern!

Caroline Stanhope:
If I could just win enough money to pay our debts. At least our taxes...

Grandfather Stanhope:
Debts! Taxes! There wouldn't be any if the South had won the war!

Caroline Stanhope:
Yes, Grandpop, but they didn't.

[Billy is playing his harmonica]

Grandfather Stanhope:
Quit that squalkin', Billy!

Billy:
Yessir, Colonel. I was just keepin' my mouth warm.

Frog Millhouse:
Can I borrow a buck? I'll pay it back out of your winnin's.

Gene Autry:
What if I don't win?

Frog Millhouse:
Well, you'll be broke anyhow.

Frog Millhouse:
Say, can you tell where an old muskrat names Stanhope lives?

Patsy Stanhope:
Just follow this road - go that way, this way, that way and that's it.

Frog Millhouse:
That's it... You're a pretty smart girl. What's your name?

Patsy Stanhope:
Stanhope.

Frog Millhouse:
Well, we... With my luck I mighta known that.

Gene Autry:
You have to excuse us, Miss. You see, we have a knack for getting' in wrong with Stanhope women.

[Gene's car stalls leaving the Stanhope plantation]

Gene Autry:
See how we're fixed for gas.

Frog Millhouse:
Plumb full - see. Hey, that don't smell like gasoline! That ain't gasoline - that's water!

Gene Autry:
Water?

Frog Millhouse:
Plain old H2O. We've been framed!

Caroline Stanhope:
A fine way to treat our guests.

Patsy Stanhope:
Well, I only wanted them to be guests a little longer.

Caroline Stanhope:
I hope Barrelena's going to like it out there.

Gene Autry:
I think you'd like it out there, too, Caroline.

Caroline Stanhope:
Well, I think I'd better wait to hear from the horse.

[last lines]

[Frog flees from Evangeline's proposal of matrimony]

Evangeline Jefferson:
Just wing him, Pa!

[Colonel Jefferson shoots Frog in the seat of his pants]

Caroline Stanhope:
It's the same old South.