Carriers

[first lines]

Danny Green:
Twenty questions. Go...

Danny Green:
The rules are simple. At least that's how my brother sees it. One, avoid the infected at all costs. Their breath is highly contagious. Two, disinfect anything they've touched in the last 24 hours. Three, the sick are already dead, they can't be saved. You break the rules, you die. You follow them, you live. Maybe.

Doctor:
Sometimes choosing life is just choosing a more painful form of death.

Bobby:
You're telling me your favorite cartoon tune's name is Mop Face Circle Shirt?

Jodie Holloway:
Nooo.

Bobby:
Brushville Soup Jeans?

Jodie Holloway:
Nooo, Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Bobby:
Oooh, Spoon Lips Boxer Shorts.

Danny Green:
[in a mock whisper] Brian Green steps up to the tee. He needs a hole-in-one here to get to the Masters, but he's really worried about his people finding out that he's GAY! [causes him to miss]

Brian Green:
Damn!

Danny Green:
Dude, my advice to you is to put the club down, wait 10 minutes... just never pick it up again.

Brian Green:
That's what you get for living in a condom, man.

[last lines]

Danny Green:
I don't know what will happen next. I don't know how long I'll live. But I know I will be alone.