Carry On Camping

Charlie Muggins:
Hello. What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?

Girl with cow:
I'm taking her to the bull.

Charlie Muggins:
Well couldn't your father do that?

Girl with cow:
No it must the the bull.

Charlie Muggins:
My name's Muggins.

Peter Potter:
That doesn't surprise me.

Mrs. Fussey:
Joan may think you're a gentleman but personally I've got sore misgivings.

Sid Boggle:
You ought to put some talcum powder on them.

Peter Potter:
Hello darling, Oh No.

Harriet Potter:
Hello Peter darling, I'm just checking on the camping gear.

Peter Potter:
So I see.

Harriet Potter:
Did you have a good day?

Peter Potter:
Oh not bad, got drunk at lunchtime, went to a strip club and ended up in bed with a topsy.

Babs:
Are you going to stay with us all the time?

Jim Tanner:
Oh yeah, I go all the way!

Babs:
Oh I bet you do...

Dr. Kenneth Soaper:
Barbara dear, do you think your quite suitably dressed for travelling?

Babs:
Oh but sir, we were told to bring the minimum of clothing.

Mr. Short:
Miss Dobbin, what's the meaning of this?

Miss Dobbin:
I'm sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things.

Charlie Muggins:
Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up.

Dr. Kenneth Soaper:
MATRON this is the MENS!

Miss Haggerd:
GO AWAY DOCTOR SOAPER!

Miss Haggerd:
I don't think a shower stall is the place for making advances!

Dr. Kenneth Soaper:
I thought I got hold on the shower tap!

Matron:
I am aware that a man has these uncontrollable urges from time to time.

Dr. Soaper:
Only at Christmas and bank holidays.