Carry On Christmas

Captain Ffing-Burke:
I don't like it. I don't like it

Private Parkin:
Would you like some corned beef, sir?

Captain Ffing-Burke:
I don't like it at all.

Private Parkin:
Neither do I, but you've got to eat something!

Captain Ffing-Burke:
Reconisance! That's a darn silly idea!

Sgt. Ball:
You should know - it was yours!

Santa AKA Mr Belcher:
Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready!

Anthro Pod:
How long have I been asleep?

Senna Pod:
Since October!

Bodkin Pod:
We nearly buried you twice!

Robin Hood:
I shot an arrow in the air, it came to earth, I know not where!

Friar Tuck:
I'll show you!

Robin Hood:
You should have turned the other cheek!

Robin Hood:
I'll follow you into hell itself.

Maid Marion:
I'm going home to Mother!

Robin Hood:
That's what I just said!

Crompet:
Senna Pod? Oh, what a funny name!

Seed Pod:
It runs in the family!