Carry on Constable

Const. Charlie Constable:
May I help you madam?

Agitated woman outside ladies' loo:
[searching through her handbag] I could certainly use a copper!

[looking around, Charlie, noticing the ladies convenience behind them, pulls a coin out of his pocket and holds it up]

Const. Charlie Constable:
Here you go, have this one on me!

Agitated woman outside ladies' loo:
[accepting the coin] Oh, ta!

Mrs. May:
[drunkenly] As a connoisseur of police personalities, let me state that I have never before been arrested with such charm. Never! I salute her!

Sergeant Frank Wilkins:
Well Sergeant Moon, it's happened.

Sergeant Laura Moon:
Threatened to transfer you, has he?

Sergeant Frank Wilkins:
Oh that crafty little... if you weren't a lady I'd say it.

Sergeant Laura Moon:
If you weren't a gentleman I'd expect you to.