Case of the Missing Hare

Bugs Bunny:
I live here. That's my home, such as it is.

[Ala Bahma rudely smears a pie on Bugs' face]

Bugs Bunny:
[to the audience] Of course you realize this means war!

Ala Bahma:
And now from the empty hat I will prestigajagoo... proostiga... prastigatijay... pull a live rabbit. Yes. Rootah, Vootah, Zoot! And observe, a rabbit! Yes.

[Pulls a carrot instead; audience laughs]

[last lines]

Bugs Bunny:
If I dood it, I get a whippin'. I dood it!

[Bugs hits Bahma in face with pie]

Bugs Bunny:
[singing] Aloha Oe, farewell to thee...

[first lines]

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, pardon me, doc. Fresh out of carrots.

Ala Bahma:
Uh, do you like blacksberries pie?

Bugs Bunny:
[shakes his head] No, no... did you say blackberry pie?

[Ala Bahma nods]

Bugs Bunny:
Yum. Yummy.

[Ala Bahma pulls a hanky, places it on his palm, pulls it to reveal a pie]

Ala Bahma:
Well, have some!

[Ala Bahma smears the pie on Bugs' face]

Ala Bahma:
[chuckling nastily] Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! What a dumb bunny! Ha-ha-ha!

[Ala Bahma leaves]

Bugs Bunny:
[to the audience] Of course you realize this means war!

Bugs Bunny:
Let's see now. Uh, you was trying to prestigogiga... prestadagigoo... pro presta... pull a rabbit out of the hat. Regardez!

[Bugs dives into the hat]

Bugs Bunny:
Rootah, Vootah, Zoot!

[He pulls himself from the hat by the ears and takes several bows]

Bugs Bunny:
Look, Doc. Do I go around nailing signs over your house? Do I? There's still such a thing as private property, you know. Did you ever hear about the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home?