Catch That Kid

Gus:
Don't worry. They won't let "Bad Chad" carry a weapon. He's an intern!

Brad:
Trainee, butt-munch!

[hits him]

Gus:
Oh, I'm sorry! He's training to be a butt-munch!

Maddy:
[after her mother has told her she does not want her climbing, and she is hanging from the water tower, climbing] All right. I'll be right down.

Molly:
Down?

Maddy:
Over!

Tom:
So, let's step on the gas and kick some... butt!

Brisbane:
A bank doesn't have a heart. Only paper in a vault.

Gus:
You know what happens if we get caught, right? We go to jail forever. Like, until we're 21.

Austin:
What dogs?

Maddy:
[Reluctantly] Rottweilers.

Maddy:
[to Austin] Vicious killing dogs!

Gus:
[Getting bank floor plans] It's just that, last time, I got a 'c' on my essay cuz I didn't have any visual aids, and my stepdad, well, well he, he gets a little... [Shows her the scar on his arm from the burn. The secretary starts to walk away, he smiles to himself, the secretary looks back, and he frowns again]

Austin:
[Trying to train the rottweiler by speaking in German to it] Ouch fart!

Dog Expert:
[Imitates buzzer] EEEHHH! Wrong answer! [Turns the dog lose]

Maddy:
Do you really think we could get the money?

Austin:
Of course. I mean, Maddy's like, the best climber in the whole state.

Gus:
And Austin's like some freak-of-nature computer genius.

Maddy:
And Gus is... [Gus sticks a light in his mouth and burps. They all laugh] Gus is disgusting!

Gus:
[He has rigged his go-kart with NOS] It works! I'm a genius! But now how am I gonna stop? Maybe I'm not a genius! AAAHHH!

Gus:
[He and Austin are mad at Maddy, and have refused to help her] This whole bank idea sucks!

Maddy:
[Sweet-talking him] To him, you're like, Yao Ming, or, Shaq.

Brad:
Well, which one? There's a big difference.

Maddy:
Yao Ming. [He looks disappointed] Definitely Shaq. [He smiles]

Gus:
Another door? How do you open this one? Open sesame!

Maddy:
[They are on a walkway suspended high off the ground] Whoa.

Gus:
Maddy, we are so grounded!

Gus:
Maddy, my parents grounded me for a week when I left my bike outside. Imagine what they'll do now!

Gus:
[Maddy is doing something dangerous] Austin, maybe she'd listen to you.

Austin:
That would be a first.

Gus:
Wait a minute. If we're in prison, then our parents can't ground us, right?

Gus:
[Maddy is risking her life free-climbing] Maddy, we never even got to kiss!

Molly:
I do think about you, Madeline. Every day... all the time...

Maddy:
She used my name! *My* name as the code! [Grunts excitedly] Take that Harderbach Financial!

Maddy:
[In safe] Hey, Gus! 250 grand, comin' at ya! [Throws down bags]

Gus:
[Steps out of the way] Nope. It's down here.

Alarm:
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Do something. Anything.

Austin:
[about Max] He hasn't said a word all his life, and now he won't shut up!

Gus:
[the rottweilers have cornered them] You got this, Austin?

Austin:
[a beat] RUN! [They all take off]

Gus:
'Run'? That's all you had for us is 'run'?

Austin:
[Getting chased by the cops] Gus! I don't want to be a juvenile delinquent!

Austin:
[about to jump on Austin's cart] On three! One... two... [Jumps]

Gus:
What happened to 'three'?

Gus:
[a helicopter appears, shining a spotlight on them] Oh, great! Now we have a spotlight!

Gus:
Here it goes! Operation 'Jacks'! [Presses a button, jacks fly out of his cart, popping the tires on the cop cars]

Maddy:
[to the audience at the track] Ok, let's get ready for the first race of the day, and I know who you want calling the races and it sure ain't me!