Cats

Grizabella:
Touch me! It's so easy to leave me all alone with the memory of my days in the sun. If you touch me, you'll understand what happiness is. Look! A new day has begun.

Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat:
Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones.

Bombalurina:
In fact, he's remarkably fat.

Jellylorum:
He doesn't haunt pubs.

Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat:
He has eight or nine clubs...

Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat:

Jellylorum:
For he's the St. James' Street cat.

Rum Tum Tugger:
You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffoles, the original conjuring cat. There can be no doubt about that. Please, listen to me and don't scoff. All his creations are off his own bat.

Old Deuteronomy:
My legs may be tottery. I must go slow and be careful of Old Deuteronomy.

Old Deuteronomy:
With cats, some say one rule is true: don't speak 'til you are spoken to. Myself, I do not hold with that. I say you should address a cat, but always keep in mind that he resents familiarity. You bow, and taking off your hat, address him in this form: O, Cat!

Bombalurina:

Jellylorum:
But, when the day's hustle and bustle is done, then the gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun. She thinks that the cockroaches...

Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat:
Just need employment...

Bombalurina:

Jellylorum:
To prevent them from...

Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat:
Idle and wanton destroyment.

Bombalurina:

Jellylorum:
So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts a troop of well-disciplined, helpful boy scouts...

Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat:
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do...

Bombalurina:

Jellylorum:
And she's even created a beetle's tatoo!

Rum Tum Tugger:
And we all say... oh well I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistofelees!

Bombalurina:
I know he cheats at cards!