Cause for Divorce

Robert:
I was just calling to say how sorry I am that you couldn't come home for Thanksgiving again this year, and also that your mother and I have decided we can't stand each other any more and we're getting a divorce. So I hope you have a nice holiday.

Devin:
So divorce was your first plan? What was plan B fake your own death?

Caroline:
Your father has moved into the workshop with his four-wheeled mistress.

Chloe:
Was the sex dull?

Josephine:
So the perfect couple isn't so perfect after all. What a shocker!