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Max Force:
I'll tell you what isn't clich?d for lesbian porn. A man.

Derek Diamond:
What? Well then what makes it lesbian then?

Max Force:
It has the word lesbian in the title.

Jack Stone:
What's the most depraved thing you've ever seen, Manny? Think about it. Now think about whether or not you liked it. Real violence, it sells like the f***ing Faces of Death, but do you wanna know the difference between that sh*t and my sh*t?

Manny:
What's the difference, Jack?

Jack Stone:
My sh*t is for real.

[first lines]

Natalie Nichols:
I'm... I'm Natalie Nichols. I mean, I used to be Natalie Nichols. I'm washed-up, Max. I need something. I need something bad. You know I'll do anything for you, Max. This is where it started and this is where I want it to end. You want kink? I'll give you kink. You want anal? I'll give you anal. I'll do dogs, I'll do goats. I'll do rape, I'll do gangbang. Is, is that what you want from me, Max? You know I'm your number one girl. I'll do anything, Max. You give it to me, I'll give it to you. You're the king, Max. You know you want me. You wanna take a test drive? It's what you did five years ago, and I didn't ask for much in return. I know you got the stuff, Max. I know what to do to get it. See what five years does to someone in this business? How you gonna fix this? Tell me what to do, and then get me my fix.

[Max thinks it over, then stands up]

Max Force:
You f***ing b*tch.

[slaps Natalie across the face]

Jack Stone:
I'm Jack.

Tina:
I'm Tina.

Jack Stone:
Tina, do you believe in love at first sight?

Jack Stone:
You ever thought about acting in a movie, Tina?

Tina:
Acting? In a movie like yours?

Jack Stone:
You have no idea what kind of film I'm making.

Max Force:
You see, in any legit big-budget porno that you see these days, the thing that drives them is money, not passion. They'll take a goddamn blow-up doll and put it in front of the camera and have it f***ing up f***ing... underwear model for fifteen minutes on end and then surround it with a plot whose sole purpose is to spoof current pop culture. I mean, this isn't art, it's "Saturday Night Live" with f***ing!