Cherry Falls

Leonard Marliston:
Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support.

Cindy:
I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the f***ing electric chair.

Cindy:
This is Ben's pathetic concept of cool, is to pretend he's not afraid.

Ben:
Well hello Cindy Freud, what's your concept of being cool, Doc? Banging the whole entire senior class starting with A?

Jody Marken:
Think she goes all the way?

Sandy:
Doubt it, who'd wanna f*** her?

Ben:
She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare.

Cindy:
Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.

Diana:
Please don't say they need help with that.

Cindy:
Always.

1st father:
What are we supposed to tell our kids?

2nd father:
Tell them to go out and get laid so they can feel safe?

Sheriff Brent Marken:
No, I'm not saying that.

3rd father:
I can't lock my daughter up in the basement.

2nd father:
I wouldn't worry about it Victor.

Leonard Marliston:
Ben, I know you have a very different point of view on this tragedy, so go ahead.

Ben:
Well, I would like to know if this killer removed any body parts or sexually defiled any orifice of the victim.

Cindy:
You're tragically sick.

Ben:
I wanna know because if he didn't, this loser deserves a thumbs down!

Heather:
How can you be so insensitive?

Ben:
Oh what, when you're like Mother Teresa? You're the one who told him to drop dead.

Dylan:
You're only fooling yourself with this display of indifference.

Ben:
Hey jackhole, you're not playing DeathQuake now, *this* is the real world!

Dylan:
F*** you.

Timmy:
Holy hymens, Batman--they're killing virgins!

Dylan:
Annette, it's always a compliment when a guys says you can suck a mean dick.

Annette:
You're a sh*t-sucking liar!

Dylan:
It's better than a cock-sucking liar!

Sherrif Brent Marken:
You know what happened!

Leonard Marliston:
I can't remember this part of the story so tell us what happened.

Heather:
One time in the eight grade, I told Rod to f*** off and die.