Chico and the Man

Chico:
Loo-king good!

Gilbero Rodriguez:
Why didn't you come to my hotel?

Chico:
Why didn't you come to my fourth birthday party? Or my fourteenth? Or my twenty-fourth?

Ed Brown:
Uh, oh! The Loonies are back!

Althea Nelson:
We are NOT the Loonies! The Loonies moved to West Virginia!

Althea Nelson:
It's my sister's birthday, and I want to surprise her.

Ed Brown:
You want to surprise her? Don't invite her to the party!

Althea Nelson:
We buried her on the side of the hill, with her dog.

Chico Rodriguez:
Let's see you top THAT one, Prince Charming!

Ed Brown:
Well, the important thing is that she didn't lose face. You know, face is important in Japan.

Chico Rodriguez:
Face is important everywhere - without your face, your cheeks would slam in on your nose!

Ed Brown:
[a hypnotized Chico, in a fit of pre-suggested lust, has carried Flora into his van] Flora! Forgive him! He doesn't know what he's doing!

Flora:
OH, YES, HE DOES!

Ed Brown:
[Ed embraces Chico] Chico, you're a good boy, and you're my friend. And there's something you should know.

Chico Rodriguez:
What's that, Ed?

Ed Brown:
You're drooling on my shoulder.