Chillar Party

Janghya's Teacher:
If stains bring out something good, then stains are good.

Arjun:
Poor parents. They put so much effort in naming their kids while friends destroy them with nicknames. And those nicknames stick forever!

Janghya's Father:
So, tell me, why don't you wear underwear?

Balwan:
Because it's cool! All Bollywood stars are doing it. You should try it out, too.

Shaolin:
Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her back, and now two of his front teeth are missing. Appreciate... you idiots!

Minister Bhide:
Politics thrives on issues, and today we were served one. Now watch me make a mountain out of this molehill.

Balwan:
If they slap us on one cheek, we'll slap them on both.

Minister Bhide:
Good night, and hold your pants tight.