Chuck & Buck

Buck O'Brien:
I like your house. It's very... old person-y.

Buck O'Brien:
We could play that game, where I stick my dick in your mouth, and you stick your dick in mine... Chuck & Buck, Suck & F***!

Buck O'Brien:
Hi.

Beverly Franco:
How can I help you?

Buck O'Brien:
Um, do you put on plays here, and people come and see 'em?

Beverly Franco:
Well, this is a theater.

Jolie:
What do you do in L.A., Buck?

Buck O'Brien:
Um, nothing.

Jolie:
I know a lot of people who have that job. It's one of the better jobs you can have. I bet you're very good at it.

Sam:
Now, uh, would we be playing it like little kids like, uh like, like "La-la-la. I'm a little kid."

Beverly Franco:
Well, you wouldn't be playing it like a little retarded kid, but yes, you would be acting youthful.

Sam:
I wonder what her twat looks like. You ever wonder that? 'Cause like sometimes she'll be talkin' to me and all I can think is "What's your twat look like? Why don't you show it to me you f***in' b*tch?"... Yeah I'm twisted. I got problems. I know I do.

Beverly Franco:
Listen, about the script... I see it as a love story between Hank and Frank.

Buck O'Brien:
You do?

Beverly Franco:
Yeah. Don't you? It's like a homoerotic misogynistic love story.

Buck O'Brien:
Oh. Well, it is what it is. I don't know. I mean, I wanted to write something like... like the kind of things me and my friend used to do.