Cinematic Titanic: The Oozing Skull

[first lines]

Frank Conniff:
Independent International Pictures. Making movies you've never heard of for over forty years.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
Hemisphere Pictures. We've got half a mind to make a movie.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
Whatever you do, don't tell your friends what happens during the last five minutes of the first fourteen minutes of this movie.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
This movie is really going to turn people off to brain transplants.

Joel Hodgson:
Are they shooting this at a rummage sale?

J. Elvis Weinstein:
Yeah, it's nice to just kinda slowly ease into a chase scene. No pressure.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
It's kinda like "The Dukes of Hazzard." Just dumbed down a little.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
That's the reason we're here, to exploit exploitation. If you're gonna do that, you gotta take the bad with the bad.

Frank Conniff:
This would be a great spot for a song from "West Side Story." Or any other movie that isn't this.

Trace Beaulieu:
[speaking for the actress crawling on the floor] Here, Scripty, Scripty!

Dr. Trenton:
Has something happened?

Frank Conniff:
In terms of plot? No.

Trace Beaulieu:
Is that a really tiny desk or is he wearing wooden pants?

Dorro:
He won't get far on foot.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
But he's using both feet.

Mary Jo Pehl:
Ah, yes, the crippling power of Philip Glass music.

Trace Beaulieu:
Guns can't kill him. Sloppy editing can't kill him.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
I know there's an ironic death around here for me somewhere.

J. Elvis Weinstein:
By the year 2000, all will have a computer like this. Perhaps even bigger.

[last lines]

Stephen Hawking:
Hey, guys, I just thought of a funny line for the car chase scene.

Frank Conniff:
This is like that one continuous take in 'Goodfellas.'