Cirque de Zale

Adrastos:
Hello there.

Alexander Zale:
$&#@?

Adrastos:
What?

Alexander Zale:
@'$ #*!!!

Adrastos:
What are you saying?

Alexander Zale:
$#& *#&$!!!

Adrastos:
Calm down, you're speaking in symbols.

Laria:
You know, I could even strangle myself with my left leg, if I wanted.

Alexander Zale:
Best not to try, I think. Could you twist your arms together behind your back?

Laria:
Sweetie, I could do that, bring them back in front through my legs and then fold my laundry on my lap.

Alexander Zale:
What was it you wanted again?

Crazy Old Granny Meg:
Kill nasty bad cat! Kill! Bring Meg cat fur for I use. I give you sleep potion. Hahahahahahaha!

Alexander Zale:
Don't you think cricket is a boring, ridiculous, detestable excuse for a sport?

Cricket Player:
Oh, it's a good bit of fun.

Alexander Zale:
You're a complete loser.