Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - Tour du Freak

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Narrator:
Well hello and good evening. Welcome to the Tour du Freak, where the lines between fantasy and reality are blurred, so to speak. So let us begin our tour, I hope to bump into a guest or two. If it feels like a dream or a nightmare, well then it's really up to you.

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Narrator:
And now our tour is ending. Take one last look around the camp. Let it burn in your mind. Remember all these colors, the wonderful stories, and the misunderstood creatures you have found. And since we don't have a gift shop, I will leave you just this: Thank you, I repeat, thank you, and please come again, for here in the Cirque you are always welcome. Always treated like a friend. Good night.