City Hunter: Ai to shukumei no Magnum

Joe Saeba:
[after walkiing into the Cat's Eye cafe] Garcon, bring me a cup of coffee.

Falcon:
Would you like that poured over your head or down your pants, maybe?

Nina Shutenberg:
[while watching Joe at 'targert practice'] Wow! That's incredible.

Joe Saeba:
Anyone can shoot like this if they practice a little. [reloads his gun and offers it to Nina] Here, do you wanna give it a try?

Nina Shutenberg:
[smiles and shakes her head] You know, it's almost like you're a different person when you hold a gun, Mr. Saeba. Usually, you are perverted and unreliable.

Joe Saeba:
[embarrassed] Would ya' stop calling me 'perverted'? I'm what you call 'nookie dependant'.

Nina Shutenberg:
[puzzled] I thought the two were the same. What's the difference?

Joe Saeba:
Well... it's... complicated... like me.