Clash of the Titans

Ammon:
Oh impetuous... foolish... Ah dear, the young. Why do they never listen? When will they ever learn?

Zeus:
Perseus has won. My son has triumphed.

Hera:
A fortunate young man.

Zeus:
Fortune is ally to the brave.

Thetis:
What a dangerous precedent. What if there more heroes like him? What if courage and imagination became everyday mortal qualities? What will become of us?

Zeus:
We would no longer be needed. But, for the moment, there is sufficient cowardice, sloth and mendacity down there on Earth to last forever.

Zeus:
Perseus and Andromeda will be happy together. Have fine sons... rule wisely... And to perpetuate the story of his courage, I command that from henceforth, he will be set among the stars and constellations. He, Perseus, the lovely Andromeda, the noble Pegasus, and even the vain Cassiopeia. Let the stars be named after then forever. As long as man shall walk the Earth and search the night sky in wonder, they will remember the courage of Perseus forever. Even if we, the gods, are abandoned or forgotten, the stars will never fade. Never. They will burn till the end of the time.

Ammon:
Call no man happy who is not dead!

Thetis:
So many women, and all these transformations and disguises he invents in order to seduce them. Sometimes a shower of gold, sometimes a bull or a swan. Why, once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.

Hera:
Did he succeed?

Thetis:
Certainly not.

Athena:
What did you do?

Thetis:
Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.