Cleopatra 2525

[first lines]

Helen "Hel" Carter:
[to bartender] One-oh-three level mash.

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Oh, I don't drink alcohol.

Helen "Hel" Carter:
Neither do I. It's not alcohol. It's H20 mixed with soil from deep in the earth. It's a health drink, fortifies ya, and cleans ya out, all at the same time.

Helen "Hel" Carter:
You understand the plan, right?

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Oh sure, I was totally into that stuff in the 21st. [gives a thumbs up]

Lily:
You still haven't explained anything. Where have you been and why'd you attack the emissary?

Cleopatra "Cleo":
[speaking into her wristband] Beam us up, Scotty... Then get it fixed! [turns to Lily] The transporter's still down, I don't think we can return to the starship.

Lily:
What do you mean, the starship?

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Sis isn't real sharp, is she? Traveling between Earth and the mother planet is a little difficult without a starship, even for a Jedi like your sister.

Lily:
You've been to the mother planet, Rose?

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Sure, where do you think Rosie's been for the last ten years, crawling around underground like a little worm? No, she is on a mission. That's why she was trying to signal the emissary.

Lily:
You were trying to get their attention?

Rose "Sarge":
Yeah.

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Yes, this is why she must be the next one that the Baileys take. It is of the utmost importance, Lily, for Rose to return to the mother planet as soon as possible. Lily, your sister has had a close encounter of the fourth kind, and must continue her quest to solve the X-Files. Oh yes.

Lily:
The X-Files?

Cleopatra "Cleo":
The truth is out there, Lily.

Helen "Hel" Carter:
Scary how she comes up with that stuff, huh?

Rose "Sarge":
Yeah, she lies real well. 'Course that surface scum will believe just about anything that they are told.

Cleopatra "Cleo":
[addressing the crowd] Live long and prosper. May the force be with you. Omm.

Lily:
So, tell me about Mother and Father.

Rose "Sarge":
What?

Lily:
Mother and Father. You must have seen them on the mother planet. The Baileys took them years ago.

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Yes, and they are doing very well. Your mother is the head of the space odyssey research team, and your father is an instructor at the Battlestar Galactica.

Lily:
Oh, wow. Rose, you must be so proud.

[last lines]

Lily:
I'm the last assigned pick. Please, please, take me. I'm the one that's supposed to go.

Cleopatra "Cleo":
Have you ever heard the expression "they don't buy the cow if they get the milk for free"?

Rose "Sarge":
What's a cow?

Cleopatra 'Cleo':
[after listening to Voice for the first time] She's British!

Sarge:
She's what?