Cobb

Louis Prima:
With all the great players playing ball right now, how well do you think you would do against today's pitchers?

Ty Cobb:
Well, I figure against today's pitchers I'd only probably hit about .290

Louis Prima:
.290? Well that's amazing, because you batted over .400 a... a whole bunch of times. Now tell us all, we'd all like to know, why do you think you'd only hit .290?

Ty Cobb:
Well, I'm 72 f***ing years old you ignorant son of a b*tch.

Ramona:
Greatness is overrated.

Ramona:
Who are you again?

Ty Cobb:
I am the Georgia Peach. I have 4,191 base hits in 11,429 at bats, 920 stolen bases, 2,244 runs scored, and 93 batting records; and I want you to take off every stitch of your clothes.

Al Stump:
Come on, Ty, aren't you going to give Ruth credit for anything?

Ty Cobb:
(pauses) He could run okay for a fat man.

Ty Cobb:
How do you do, Cyclops?

Umpire:
Shut up, Cobb.

Ty Cobb:
You're missing an excellent ballgame.

Ty Cobb:
Who signed you?

Ty Cobb:
Who did that?

Willie:
And you sir, you should leave this disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a motherf***er - immediately. Good evening.