Cocoon

Jack Bonner:
May the force be with you!

Jack Bonner:
I wouldn't accuse you of dishonesty! I accuse you of being from another planet, but an honest planet!

Jack Bonner:
If this is foreplay I'm a dead man!

Walter:
Face-eating, Jack? Is that some kind of a delicacy?

Ben Luckett:
Bernie, why don't you stop being like that. We're doing this for Joe.

Bernie:
Joe? Is Joe above the law?

Ben Luckett:
Yeah.

Mary Luckett:
Well I for one don't believe any of this alien crap.

Alma Finley:
You mean you don't believe your husband?

Mary Luckett:
No, I don't believe him.

Alma Finley:
Well I believe him and I'm scared.

Bess McCarthy:
Well I don't believe him and I'm still scared!

Bernard Lefkowitz:
I'm a citizen. I believe in this country. In 1945, Dutch Scholtz walked into my store and he said...

Joseph Finley:
Bernie, if you don't wanna do this for Rose and you don't wanna do this for yourself that's fine, that's your business, but if you screw this up for the rest of us...

Bernard Lefkowitz:
Don't threaten me, Joe, I don't need any of your threats. We're not doing it and that's final!

Ben Luckett:
Anyone having second thoughts?

Art Selwyn:
I'm a citizen too. I was in the navy. I don't see anything wrong with it.

Ben Luckett:
Then you drive. I got no license.

Art Selwyn:
Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going.

Susan:
You guys wanna go out to dinner?

David:
Yeah.

Ben Luckett:
No Italian food! Makes me fart!

Joseph Finley:
I feel great.

Ben Luckett:
You wouldn't bullshit me?

Joseph Finley:
My God, I'm telling the truth!

Art Selwyn:
Why shouldn't he feel good? I feel tremendous! I'm ready to take on the world!

Joseph Finley:
You think there's cocaine in that pool?

Ben:
Might be.

Joseph Finley:
What if we O.D.?

Ben:
We'll keep an eye on each other. I'll watch him

Ben:
, you watch him

Ben:
, you watch me.

Art Selwyn:
Perfect.

Walter:
Every 10 or 11,000 years I make a horrible mistake.

Jack Bonner:
Look, I don't want to get rough with you, pal, but I'm not taking half the money.

Jack Bonner:
Hey, what are you... Just... Get your ass of my boat, Man. Get your ass off my boat. Do you believe this? And, take your embarrassing beach towel with you.

Walter:
I want you all to consider what I am about to suggest to you. You people seem to want what we've got. Well, we have room for you. We have room for you and about 30 of your friends. You would be students of course, but you'd also be teachers. And the new civilizations you would be travelling to would be unlike anything you've ever seen before. But I promise you, you will all lead productive lives.

Ben Luckett:
Forever?

Walter:
We don't know what forever is.

Ben Luckett:
So you think it's like Bernie said? We're cheating nature?

Mary Luckett:
Yes.

Ben Luckett:
Well I'll tell ya, with the way nature's been cheating us, I don't mind cheating her a little.

Ben Luckett:
Ain't a son of a b*tch in the world has to know we're in that pool. We'd just be a few old farts paddlin' around in that pool. Who's gonna know?