Code Lyoko

Odd:
I bet she's been telling you how nobody can resist her charms. She's right, too! Just take a look at the two nobodies she always hangs around with.

Sissy:
[shutting Kiwi in drawer] That's it; go beddy-bye now, you horrible little mongrel.

Yumi:
But Ulrich...

Ulrich:
Don't argue! Run!

Herb:
I wonder why I don't just slug you!

Ulrich:
Fear, maybe?

Jeremy:
She's here at last...

Aelita:
[wakes up with a smile on her face]

Jeremy:
Welcome to Earth...

[Ulrich and Sissy are pasted to the wall]

Yumi:
[draws pocket knife] Whatever you do, don't move a muscle!

Ulrich:
[unamused] Boy, aren't you funny.

[at the end of Finson's movie]

Jeremy:
Totally ridiculous!

Ulrich:
Wow! That was great!

Odd:
I thought the special effects were pretty good but, well, it wasn't scary enough.

Yumi:
You're kidding! How come your teeth were chattering, for the sound effects?

Sissy:
Or else what, a monster's gonna squirt goopy goo all over my face, huh, Ulrich? [it happens]

Jeremy:
[Jeremy, gagged and bound to a chair, sends Odd's dog to get the others] With my luck, he'll probably come back with the principal.

Ulrich:
[Sissy's dancing, but Ulrich's not] Uh... uh... I forgot. I've got something important to do.

Sissy:
Oh, what?

Ulrich:
I've got to... polish my flipflops. Bye. [leaves]

Odd:
Your scanner is waiting, sir.

[as opposed to the frequently repeated "I have faith in you"... ]

Yumi:
No. Not Jeremy. Just Odd, you and me, OK? Let's leave Jeremy out of it this time, I-I - I have my doubts.

Sissy:
It's no use! We're finished!

Milly:
No, no, we're not finished; be brave now. Jeremy can't be far away; he'll help us out of this.

Sissy:
[sarcastically] *Jeremy!* Hm! That's very reassuring! It's nice to know the closest thing to Bruce Willis is coming to the rescue!

Ulrich:
But first you have to devirtualize yourself. The question is, how?

Yumi:
You're armed, aren't you?

Jeremy:
[about to collapse from XANA's evil music] Have... to... enter... the coordinates... for the... return trip.

[types a few keys]

Jeremy:
[presses enter key] Launching! [later, in celebration] There. I did it!

[passes out]

Jeremy:
You think Ulrich will manage to get her to smile?

Odd:
As soon as Julia Roberts is gonna call and invite me out to dinner!

Jeremy:
[picking a lock] Odd, Aelita and me, we never fight. You think that's normal?

Odd:
[occupied being the lookout] What? I don't... well, how should I know?

Jeremy:
Do you think we'd fight if she lived here in our world?

Odd:
I think we're gonna get caught if you don't hurry up.

[the entire audience at the Romeo and Juliet play breaks out in laughter when Jeremy pulls up a fake bush revealing Yumi and Ulrich]

Sissy:
What's the matter with you people? Don't you know drama when you see it?

Odd:
Ah! Eight slices of toast and three bananas; not bad, eh?

Ulrich:
[helping Sissy disguise herself as Yumi] But she doesn't dress like that; she always wears black. And her dresses are longer, and less...

Sissy:
Less sexy?

Jeremy:
Checkmate!

Ulrich:
Can I maybe try beating you at, like, karate?

Yumi:
A Sissy attack is almost as bad as a XANA attack and ten times more boring.

Sissy:
Just watch. Ulrich will be in my arms in 30 seconds.

[approaches Ulrich]

Sissy:
Ulrich, dear, there's something I've just got to tell you, it can't wait...

Ulrich:
Sissy, dear, normally I'd take the time to tell you to go fly a kite, but this time I'll be less polite and just ignore you.

Herb:
[Ulrich leaves] Well, your thirty seconds are up.

Odd:
[after time has reset] Here comes Sissy.

[imitating her]

Odd:
Ulrich, dear, can we talk for a minute?

Sissy:
[flipping her hair] Ulrich, dear, can we talk for a minute?

Ulrich:
First of all, I am not your 'Ulrich dear'. Second, no, I will not go to your room to explain Exercise B on page 52.

Sissy:
What? But, how did you know I...

Ulrich:
[after answering his cell phone] Jeremy just reminded me of a really important I have to do.

Sissy:
What?

Ulrich:
Uh, well... leave.

[outside Ulrich's room]

Yumi:
What's that smell?

Odd:
Ask Jeremy!

[Jeremy's rigged a device at the bottom of the ladder to keep a swarm of zombie hornets back with sound as the kids climb up]

Ulrich:
[as the last one up; looks down] Your thing stopped, how come?

Jeremy:
[calmly] Uh, batteries dead.

Ulrich:
[panicking] WHAT?

[Emily slaps Odd]

Emily:
Start that rumour again and even your dog won't recognize you!

Ulrich:
If meanness is one of the qualities of a beauty queen, then she'll get re-elected all right!

Jeremy:
That's true, but try to get Miss World to see that.

Odd:
Miss World, huh?

[into microphone]

Odd:
Miss In-Her-Own-World is more like it!

Odd:
[about going to Lyoko and defending the school] Okay, guys, who goes and who stays here?

Jeremy:
We can't have a solo mission. It's too dangerous.

Odd:
I volunteer.

Jeremy:
Thanks for your encouragement, but I'm useless I tell you!

Aelita:
Jeremy, do you think we'd get along well in the real world; I mean, as well as we do now?

Jeremy:
Yeah, of course! Why?

Aelita:
Because I'm not sure... I'd like to have a best friend who's useless, you understand?

Jeremy:
[unamused] Ha, ha. Very funny.

Milly:
Tamiya, listen, is there any reason for your filming your feet?

[about the control room]

Odd:
Wow! I forgot what this place LOOKED like! Pretty cool, huh?

Jeremy:
You're kidding. A hunk o' junk if you ask me.