Coffee & Donuts

Steve:
Don't you think that... I don't know... maybe if you didn't watch so many horror movies you would be slightly happier?

Adam:
Dude, horror movies are the greatest films ever made. When's the last time you saw a love story or a romance in one of these things? All it is is people running around and meaningless dialogue and cool special effects and lots of people dying. Why do you think they made so many goddamn Friday The 13th's? It's cause life sucks so bad.

Adam:
Yeah, that's a great idea! That's almost about as good of an idea as when you bought that Chumbawamba album and told everyone they were gonna be the next Pink Floyd.

Steve:
That was you!

Adam:
Whatever.

Adam:
Hey, what did the fourteen year old girl from New Hampshire say to her father when she lost her virginity?

Alanah:
What?

Adam:
"Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros!"

Alanah:
I... don't get it.

Adam:
It's a... joke.