Columbo: Identity Crisis

Nelson Brenner:
That thing about my being a double agent was only a rumor.

Geronimo/A.J. Henderson:
The agency doesn't deal in facts, only in rumors.

Lt. Columbo:
What do you have to do to win one of those?

Shooting gallery attendant:
Hit the ducks ten in a row.

Lt. Columbo:
My wife would go for one of those.

Shooting gallery attendant:
No way, Lieutenant, you're a pro...

Lt. Columbo:
Aw, forget about it. If I'm standing on the dock I couldn't hit the water.

Lt. Columbo:
Do you like to gamble, Sir?

Nelson Brenner:
What else is there?