Come Blow Your Horn

Harry R. Baker:
[when his wife complains about his habit of entering and tossing the evening newspaper on the dining room table] It's clean, I had it boiled.

[first lines]

Mrs. Sophie Baker:
Buddy? is that you?

Buddy Baker:
Yeah, mom.

Mrs. Sophie Baker:
You're home from work early.

Buddy Baker:
Uh, yeah, um, I'm going out tonight.

Mrs. Sophie Baker:
Please, darling, don't shed dirt in the living room.

Buddy Baker:
I won't.

[last lines]

Buddy Baker:
Hello, Julia? This is Alan's brother, Buddy. Hey uh - don't you know you could get arrested for having such a sexy voice?