Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase

Richard Belzer:
The only time Chevy Chase has a funny bone in his body is when I f*** him in the ass.

Paul Shaffer:
You made us laugh so much. And then inexplicably stopped in about 1978.

Greg Giraldo:
Chevy is living proof that you could actually snort the funniness right out of yourself.

Marc Maron:
At least I am a nobody at the beginning of my career.

Stephen Colbert:
There may come a day in your darkest hour when you are a shadow of your, albeit paper-thin self. And when that day comes, I hope that you are cheered up by something that Mr. Chase so famously said, "He's Chevy Chase and you're not." If that doesn't cheer you up, then I don't know what will.

Al Franken:
No-one laughed harder than Chevy when the town of Chevy Chase, Maryland tried to change its name to Not Funny, Maryland.

Paul Shaffer:
As an actor, she's hotter than ever. In fact, Beverly just sunk her teeth into one of the meatiest roles of her career but enough about Al Pacino's cock!

Greg Giraldo:
An OJ roast would have drawn more star power!