Comfort and Joy

Alan:
Well it's 4:00 on this lovely, peaceful Christmas afternoon and this is Dickie Bird here being a very happy Christmas worm. You know, I got really sentimental after the morning show today, and I thought of poor, old, Steve Kelly. How he was going to come in here and spend the afternoon away from his lovely wife and happy kids, so bachelor-boy Dickie volunteered and here I am. You know, I must be crackers, mad or crazy, but to tell you the truth, we're having a pretty good time at Metro Sound today. There's definitely a party atmosphere. We've got the food, we've got the goodies and the odd drink or two, so don't you feel sorry for us. And, anyway, Hilary Sandeman has promised all of us Christmas workers an extra 4 weeks of holiday in the Caribbean as compensation, so that can't be all bad. An awfully nice boy Hilary is. I hope you'll join us. So cheers everybody in this great big, weird, and wonderful city of ours. And listen folks, I'm not going to tell you what the time is today, or tell you what the traffic is doing, or tell you what's happening with the weather. Oh no, I'm gonna have a day away from all that. I'm gonna sit back, play you some music, talk my head off, and tell you some of the worst jokes you're ever likely to repeat. So in the meantime, here's a little bit of music while I tuck in my Christmas food, Merry Christmas, everybody, God bless us, everyone.