Compromising Positions

Nancy Miller:
Maybe he wouldn't go down on her.

Judith Singer:
Don't you think murder is a little excessive?

Nancy Miller:
No, I most certainly do not.

Nancy Miller:
I mostly want lots of good, straight sex.

Judith Singer:
What about affection, caring, love?

Nancy Miller:
I get love from Larry. I do love Larry. And he loves me.

Judith Singer:
So why the other men?

Nancy Miller:
Because they give me what Larry can't. Passion. Excitement. Novelty.

Judith Singer:
Can't you get that from Larry?

Nancy Miller:
Can you get that from Bob?

David Suarez:
I don't have to tell you that you performed magnificently.

Judith Singer:
Oh yes you do.

David Suarez:
You performed magnificently.

Judith Singer:
Thank you very much. Now if you'll excuse me - I have to go throw up.

Bob Singer:
I promise, on Sunday, 24 hours a day: total Fleckstein.