Cook & Banks

Denny 'DC' Carlson:
The biggest problem with music today is pop. Pop is a cancer on the business. It's "artists" like Cook & Banks that make people turn off their radios, bored-o-rama. They're just poppy nonsense. Fairy floss crap.

Jack Cook:
I'm Jack, by the way. Jack Cook

Oliver Banks:
I know. We've been going to the same school since we were in 2nd grade

Jack Cook:
No sh*t? Small world.

Oliver Banks:
And half of our high school goes here, so...

Jack Cook:
Then why don't I know your name?

Oliver Banks:
...I guess you're kind of a dick

Jack Cook:
We'll be business partners, first and foremost.

Hank Giles:
It's been great having you here. I'm sorry Tom Jones passed. From what I hear, he's a huge fan of Inuit throat singing. It's like all he listens to.

Jack Cook:
He even plays glockenspiel on it.

Gates:
Is that like a wooden fish?

Oliver Banks:
...No

Olivia Banks:
Where have you been?

Oliver Banks:
I'm busy sometimes.

Olivia Banks:
Ha!

Kathleen Felix:
I wanted to talk to you about something.

Jack Cook:
Look, I only found Dustin Hoffman attractive very briefly...

Kathleen Felix:
No. I love directing music videos, your music videos. But I want to make films

Jack Cook:
Right.

Kathleen Felix:
And I can't really do that living in St. Louis.

Jack Cook:
Oh.