Cooler

Natalie:
Oh my God.

Bernie:
Hey. You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it.

Bernie:
Look in my eyes, I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need.

Bernie:
You look in my eyes, Natalie.

Natalie:
I thought that sh*t only happened in the movies.

Shelly Kaplow:
You think I want to f*** with your happiness, Bernie? That hurts me.

Shelly Kaplow:
Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. Lootz is all right, so he's walking out of here with everything he's got coming to him. If you so much as touch one f***ing hair on his f***ing head, I'm gonna f***ing wallpaper this f***ing bathroom with your f***ing ass, do you understand me? Muted tones, isn't that what you said, huh? Huh? I can't hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: "Pain, pain, pain."

Shelly:
I can make you disappear like THAT! And not one f***ing person would miss you!

Natalie:
BERNIE WOULD!

Shelly:
That guy is kryptonite on a stick.

Bernie:
Better luck next time.