Cory in the House

Victor Baxter:
Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious?

Sophie:
How about something greasy and salty?

Victor Baxter:
Green and leafy?

Sophie:
Brown and crispy?

Victor Baxter:
How about something...

Sophie:
Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.

[repeated line]

President Richard Martinez:
[close up] The president of the United States.

[repeated line]

Newt:
Awesome!

Newt:
[concerning Meena's recent breakup] I hope she's gonna be ok.

Cory Baxter:
I hope Craig's gonna be ok.

Sophie:
Boom Shackalacka!

Meena:
Shackalacka Boom!

[adopting Meena's accent]

Sophie:
Oh, Meena, in my country, Bahavia, we would call that a joke.

[laughs like Meena]

Newt:
Your my wife your suppose to support me!

Sophie:
Your my husband your suppose to have an actual job!

Newt:
What are you saying?

Cory Baxter:
I had the worst night of my life!

Sophie:
I almost married your friend NEWT

Cory Baxter:
Well I got on a bus in my underwear

Sophie:
Ok then you win!

Victor Baxter:
Sophie's got a major crush on you!

Newt:
Awww, that's so sweet!

Victor Baxter:
Yeah, to you, but to her this is a big deal! Just, let her down easy.

Newt:
Don't worry Mr. Baxter, ask my parents, I let people down all the time!

Victor Baxter:
[sees Sophie putting a heart made of strawberries on top of a cake] Uh, uh, Sophie?

Sophie:
[dreamily] What?

Victor Baxter:
Uh, your dad's having dinner with General Stone, and General Stone's not the kind of guy who likes strawberry hearts on his cake.

Sophie:
Oh, sorry, Chef Victor. I guess I just have something on my mind.

Victor Baxter:
Oh. Well, I got -...

Sophie:
I said I have something on my mind.

Newt:
Awesome!

Sophie:
Yes you are.

Jason Stickler:
I don't think you wanna go out there in your underwear.

Cory Baxter:
[mockingly] But I'm not in my underwe...

Jason Stickler:
Turbo! [the hand dryer sucks off Cory's clothes, leaving him in a white t-shirt and powder blue boxers]

President Richard Martinez:
A staff meeting without pie at the end is like... a staff meeting.

Cory Baxter:
Mrs. Flowers! What brings you down?

Samantha Samuels:
Rainy days and Mondays.

Meena Paroom:
I present to you... the official Bahavian dessert: the Nakeeshka! [Cory and Newt reach for it and Meena stops them] You think you can just dig in like wild animals? First, we must ceremoniously drizzle it with lemon sauce... [does a sort of Bahavian chant while drizzling the "nakeeshka"] There. Now you may dig in like wild animals. [Cory and Newt split Meena's pastry in half and taste it] So, what do you think?

Cory Baxter:
If this nakeeshka had a dress... I would marry it.

Newt Livingston:
[examining his nakeeshka] You know, I don't really say this often... but, AWWWESSOMMMMMMME!

Maya:
She's not your sister, and you're from Sacramento!

[handing out invitations to her super sweet 16 party]

Meena Paroom:
You're not worthy... you're not worthy... oh, you *know* you're not worthy!

Sophie:
Who wants to play dress up?

Cory Baxter:
[sounding like Sophie] Not me!

Sophie:
Who means you. And wants to means [devilish sound] HAS to.

Maxine:
That's America's Angel.

Sophie:
That's what they call me.

Sophie:
Us Whitehouse kids gotta stick together.

Cory Baxter:
Yeah.

Cory Baxter:
[talking to sister Raven via cell phone] Raven? Hey, how fast can you get to Washington, DC?

Raven Baxter:
[enters the room] Is *this* fast enough?

Meena:
I'm Meena.

Cory Baxter:
I'm... I'm Yroc! [Meena Flips Card] I'm Cory!

Cory Baxter:
I'm in the house!

Sophie:
Ohh, you're gonna get it big time.

Newt:
Wow Mr.B, those were some nuggets of wisdom.

Newt:
No offense, but sometimes I wonder what's going on in your brains.