Courage the Cowardly Dog

[repeated line]

Courage:
The things I do for love.

Eustace Bagg:
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

[dons an enormous fright mask]

Eustace Bagg:
Ooga-booga!

[Courage screams and runs away]

[repeated line]

Eustace Bagg:
Stupid dog!

Freaky Fred:
Goodbye, dear aunt, I'll miss your farm. And Eustace's eboliant charm. And farewell, Courage, what's the harm? If I was slightly... naughty. With love, Fred.

Courage:
There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.

Shirley the Medium:
The stupid one. He's stupid, right?

Snowman:
Come on, pick the Old Maid. I picked it from you, now you pick it from me. Snowman doesn't want to be the old maid!

Muriel:
Courage, you know I can't hear without my glasses...

Talking Fish:
There's no such thing as perfect, you're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all of your imperfections, you can do anything you want to do!

Eustace Bagg:
Stupid dog! Takes my boot, then leaves a chair in front of my toe.

[Eustace falls off the top of a flying rocket and floats off into space]

Eustace Bagg:
Stupid space!

[repeaed line]

Muriel:
Oh, my.

Muriel:
[after Eustace slams the bathroom door] I heard a door slam.

Eustace Bagg:
The door slammed!

Muriel:
I only wanted to be a good neighbor.

Eustace Bagg:
You should have let the neighbors get extinct and make me coffee.

Eustace Bagg:
[rushes out back door into the early evening sunlight oblivious to the purple jam stains as he calls out] Muriel! Where's my dinner?

[repeated line]

Eustace Bagg:
What's... eh?

[repeated line]

Dr. Vindaloo M.D. Quack:
Oh, it's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Just keep soaking it.

Courage:
Oooh, I know I'm not gonna like this...

Katz:
[after Courage causes a door to fall on top of him] I wish you hadn't done that.

Courage:
This is all your fault!

Cajun Fox:
My fault?

Courage:
Yeah! You're trying to make a stew out of her!

Cajun Fox:
And a right good one is she gonna be.

Di Lung:
Watch where you're going, you fool!

Courage:
There's something going on here or my name is Stinky Lulu, and thank goodness it's not!

Eustace Bagg:
Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be... GARBAGE!

Muriel:
Eustace!

Eustace Bagg:
Garbage! From King Garbage, of the Garbage dynasty!

Little Muriel:
I'm hungry! I'm thirsty! Oh, I'm dizzy! I'm nauseous! I'm gonna hurl! I'm gonna blow chunks!

Little Muriel:
I'm Muriel and I'm only 3 and a half years old.

Little Muriel:
I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

Reporter:
The tornado emergency is over. Now all we have to worry about is that huge tidal wave roaring across the plains!

[the reporter is suddenly swept away by a large wave]

Muriel Bagge:
[after being bitten by the weremole] Must be a bad carrot!

Dr. Vindaloo:
There's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Dr. Vindaloo:
The swelling is going to go down. Go down. Just keep soaking it. There's nothing to worry about. Just keep soaking it.

Dr. Vindaloo:
You almost bought it, boy. What is up with that?

[repeated line]

Dr. Vindaloo:
There's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

Dr. Vindaloo:
Your son here says there is something wrong with you. What is up with that?

Muriel Bagge:
Shh! I'm watching my favorite show.

Dr. Vindaloo:
Now, I want you to open your mouth and say, "Ahh!"

[Muriel opens her jaws wide and swallows the doctor whole]

[after being bitten by Muriel]

Dr. Vindaloo:
That is the worst case of chicken pox I have ever seen.

Courage:
[typing to the computer] I knew it! Tarantella's a zombie! But where is the other guy, Von Volkheim?

The Computer:
He's dead...

Courage:
YES!

The Computer:
...and he was buried in a cemetary...

Courage:
Good.

The Computer:
...that this house was built over.

Courage:
Not good.

Muriel:
Oh my, poor thing, out here all alone... what courage you have. Would you like to come home with me? [Courage tearing with joy] I 'll call you Courage, we 'll have a grand time... [beautiful music in the background]

Courage:
[typing a question] How do you get rid of bad eggplants?

The Computer:
Throw them in the garbage, you twit.

Courage:
This STILL shouldn't happen to a dog!

Courage:
The Great Eggplant says do this! [does Curly spin on floor] Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!

Eggplants:
[doing Curly spin] Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!

Muriel:
It would be lovely if I could have a cup... of... TEA!

[Courage screams]

Eustace Bagg:
[reading an exorcism incantation] Hullaballo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsibee, and hibbertyhoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

Muriel:
Face it, sonny. You're a failure.

[Duck Brother #2 lays an egg]

Duck Brother #1:
I told ya to stop doin' that. You'll wake her. And besides, we're duck brothers! We don't lay eggs.

Duck Brother #2:
Stop tellin' me what to do.

Muriel:
I miss your brother.

Eustace Bagg:
Blah, blah, blah! I don't!

Spirit of the Harvest Moon:
Geeeeettt ouuuuuuuttt

Muriel Bagge:
Well that's not very polite!

Spirit of the Harvest Moon:
You didn't let me finish

Muriel Bagge:
I'm sorry

Spirit of the Harvest Moon:
It's time to hit the road

Muriel Bagge:
Well that's not much better!

Eustace Bagg:
Who was that?

Muriel:
It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love.

Eustace Bagg:
Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?

Goose God:
I am filled full and dizzy. I am... a stuffed goose.

Eustace Bagg:
You know how you spell "ugly"? U... YOU, YOU, YOU YOU YOU YOU!

Hunchback:
And... you sir... are extremely... bald.

Eustace Bagg:
You erh! Why you erh!

Eustace Bagg:
Oh YEAH! Well you look like something the cow SPIT UP!

Hunchback:
You sir are extremely... bald.

Eustace Bagg:
Aya! Ah! Come on ner ner ner! Erh! And the only thing uglier than this... IS THIS! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Hunchback:
Are you bald? Yes.

Eustace Bagg:
ERRHHHH!

Muriel:
Eustace! Have you no sense of hospitality?

Eustace Bagg:
Nope.

Muriel:
Well then, you can take your breakfast and eat it in the hen house.

Eustace Bagg:
Erm, but, but... He called me bald!

Muriel:
Eustace, you are bald.

Courage:
[typing to the computer] How to get rid of evil shadows.

The Computer:
How to get rid of evil shadows: One, Pleasant conversation. Two, Move out of the house.

The Computer:
You have e-mail from the police. I'll read it to you, "A madman in your house? How horrible! Where are you?"

Courage:
104 in the middle of nowhere!

The Computer:
[return e-mail from the police] You poor thing. What do you want from us?

Muriel:
Eustace, will you stop that noise? You'll wake the neighbors!

Eustace Bagg:
We ain't got no neighbors!

Eustace Bagg:
That's it, you're sleeping in the attic!

Courage:
But I don't wanna sleep in the attic. I'm telling you someone's here, or my names Shirley, and it's not.

Muriel:
Eustace, must he really sleep in the attic? It's so cold.

Eustace Bagg:
He seemed happy to me.

Courage:
I just know something bad is going to happen.

Eustace Bagg:
Now look what that dog made me do.

Snowman:
The name's man... Snowman.